In a curio shop on the banks of the Thames, curiosity seeker, Kurey Osity-Sikh found an amazing handbill that has shocked the world. The queen herself was once sold for two pence on the white slave trade.UK historians and document experts have wade in on the debate.
Sir Solonely Booklove claims that the image is distorted and that her Royal Highness was going for 10x the amount: "Clearly it is twenty pence!". Royal Family Historian, I.O.Myjob-Tuwindsor offers vehemently the theory that this is in fact only a down payment: "My weseawch into the White Swave twade weveaws that the pwice on the advewtisement was onwy a deposit. Cweawwy, hewa woyaw majesty was offewed fowa much mowa!"
Prince Phillip denies that the family ever tried to sell the queen though he does admit that rental and indentured servitude was considered in some of the economic hard times. The Queen herself argued that the two pence was in fact for Helen Mirren's performance in a recent film.
