Cameron to visit Wisbech, Cambridgeshire

Funny story written by Matt 'Crusty' Morgan

Friday, 23 February 2007

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"Get off my land "- a Wisbech youth guards a grass quadrant on his council estate

Following 'Dave' Cameron's visit to Manchester, where he happened across Liam Gallagher's nephew. Dave is planning to visit the country town of Wisbech to give his anti gun message .

The visit to Manchester was to illicit the photo of Wayno Gallager toting a 'gun gesture' behind Mr Cameron's back. Mr Cameron was oblivious to this at the time, later referring to the incident as a bit of a 'jape' before he did a quiet crack deal with the scallywag. (Medicinal purposes we are told.)

The disgruntled, and fiercely territorial, youth of Anglia may not be so kind, with only veterinary grade ketamine to see off the night horrors, its a whole new turkey shoot!!!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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