London - (Ass Mess): A senior Hellfire Club grandee has said that Tory leader David Cameron is emerging as the natural hair shirt of his party and is a dead ringer for spiritual guru Oswald Moseley, the World War II traitor and leader of the British Union of Fascists.
In an interview published in today's Deadly Telegraph Cameron is described as pursuing the approach first espoused by Lord Haw Haw in naming his 12 greatest ever heroes.
These include the Labour Party wing-nut Nye Bevan, creator of the National Health Service, famous for the following opinion of the Tories:
"No attempt at ethical or social seduction can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party", he said in 1948.
"So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin".
Political spread-betting index Aintgottaprayer.Com has now reduced the odds of Cameron staying Tory leader beyond the first week of January 2007 to 11/10.
