Monarchists in Iraq had wonderful news today when it was announced that Prince Harry, the ginger grandson of Her Majesty the Queen, is to visit their peaceful and welcoming land.
It is thought that the Prince will parade through Baghdad in an open topped limousine to wave at the adoring crowds who will throw flowers and fruits which grow in that Eastern paradise. He will visit a hospital and open a Tesco supermarket in one leafy suburb.
But anti-monarchists are having their say too. A few demonstrators gathered in Baghdad Park and took part in a traditional Iraqi display of dancing as a form of protest. The Prince is not popular with all Iraqis after the notorious 'Nazi uniform' incident, and it seems that some of them will wish to draw attention to his less-than-perfect past behaviour.
