Churchill's painting, an update

Written by Egg Man

Sunday, 18 February 2007

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Churchill without a cigar

A painting by Winston Churchill which hangs in his Chartwell country house in the heart of the Kent countryside England was found to hide a hidden image.

The painting which had been sent away in order to clean off the cigar stains showed an image of an orgy taking place on his lawn where he used to paint.

Even taking into account that Churchill was dyslexic and a slow learner at school it comes as a major blow to all Churchill fans who thought the man was the best thing since sliced bread.

The work of art he called "pansies in the garden" has been valued at around £3000 (that would be a lot more in $) but the new finding will almost double its value.

Churchill was know to appreciate erotic art, he once made a phallic symbol out of solders tin hats which he used as target practice with Eisenhower after a port and sandwich lunch one summers afternoon during the London blitz.

Pansies In The Garden will be hidden from public view along with a lot of other stuff we don't know about. The National Trust who now own Chartwell have no idea what an orgy is so were unable to comment.

Note, The National Trust also have a policy of not installing rubbish/trash bins on NT sites. TAKE YOUR RUBBISH HOME they tell you!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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