Tourettes Sufferers Concerned

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Monday, 27 April 2020

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Possible site of Tourettes "Insulting Area"

Mr Alan Pembole, chair of the United Kingdom Tourettes Council,
has expressed concern over his clients not being able to shout
and swear in the street.

"It's really hard on my clients at the moment, not being
allowed to wander the streets swearing and shouting at
strangers. There is a fear they may lose the ability to
insult passers-by in, say, the high street or at a bus stop.
The government needs to fucking provide suitable bastard
places for Tourettes sufferers to fucking meow! Fanny! Minge!
continue doing what comes natural. If the powers-that-be don't act now, shit, tit, arse! It could be the end of Tourettes in this country."

A strongly-worded letter was sent to Peter Dutton M.P. , the Home Affairs Minister, asking for special "Insult Areas" to be set up in all major UK cities. Mr Dutton replied, saying;

"You are fucking joking, aren't you?"

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