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Funny story: Tourettes Sufferers Concerned

Tourettes Sufferers Concerned

Mr Alan Pembole, chair of the United Kingdom Tourettes Council, has expressed concern over his clients not being able to shout and swear in the street. "It's really hard on my clients at the moment, not being allowed to wander the streets sw...

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Funny story: "Trump spends at least 30% of his day yelling the N word," says White House intern

"Trump spends at least 30% of his day yelling the N word," says White House intern

He is well known for his closet racism, but it seems that Trump suffers from a severe psychological disorder - sometimes called negrophobia, but also known as TDRT. This magnifies the problem and causes uncontrollable outbursts of racism. Tiny Dic...

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Funny story: Political Tourette's Syndrome Disorder

Political Tourette's Syndrome Disorder

Clinical psychologists, looking into increasingly widespread dysfunction in the United States Congress, are suggesting an addendum to the DSM (Diagnostics and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) to describe what they are calling Political Tourette's Syndrome Disorder. As an example, they cite Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Cal.) who, in response to a report of moderate job increases in the previous q...

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Funny story: Tourette Man to be Voice of London's Tube during Olympics

Tourette Man to be Voice of London's Tube during Olympics

London Underground have chosen a Tourette's syndrome sufferer to voice all their station and train announcements throughout the two weeks of this year's Summer Olympics. In conjunction with the London Organising Committee of the Olympic Games (LOC...

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Funny story: QPR stars face FA charges for using c*** word on Twitter

QPR stars face FA charges for using c*** word on Twitter

QPR stars may be on the end of a G Spot fine from the FA for tweeting the word c***. "The word c*** is naughty and we forbid footballers to use it in tweets" said FA Chairman Sir Roger Clunge . 29 year old Sean Wright-Phillips and Shaun Derry,...

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Funny story: Wimbledon Grunting Blamed For Tourette's Outbreak (Parental Advisory - Contains Swearing)

Wimbledon Grunting Blamed For Tourette's Outbreak (Parental Advisory - Contains Swearing)

Other than being extremely annoying, the constant grunting of tennis players at this year's Wimbledon tennis championships may have far wider implications. Shit! Social observers have noticed a marked increase in antisocial grunting, swearing,...

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Funny story: Fairy Tales for Tourettes Sufferers: Jack and the bean stalk

Fairy Tales for Tourettes Sufferers: Jack and the bean stalk

Once upon a fucking time, there was this single mother who lived in an house with her little bastard of a son named Jack. All they had was a cow that did fuck all. So, the mother said she would sell the lazy cunt and sent Jack to Southall market to get rid of it. On the way, Jack met a wanker who tried to buy the cow for a couple of beans, so what does Jack fuckin do? Sells the cow like the...

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Funny story: Tourettes Monthly

Tourettes Monthly

Hello! And welcome to our second great issue! News: Some of our larger members have begun a diet'A'thon for charity, lets hope the lazy fat bastards make some fukin money! greedy Cuuuunnnnntttssss!!!!! A new law, protecting Sufferers from arrest should they have a FUUUUUKKKIIINNNN!!! episode in the high street, has been passed by those Waaannkkeerrs!!! In parliment. This means, us bun...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew Has Tourette's Says US Diplomat

Prince Andrew Has Tourette's Says US Diplomat

A US diplomatic insider has revealed that colleagues in the State Department have been warned to be wary of Prince Andrew when they meet with him at functions. Documents shown to EIF News & Features reveal that several members of the US diplom...

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Funny story: Celebrity Tourette's syndrome discovered

Celebrity Tourette's syndrome discovered

The World Health Council has revealed startling information regarding the discovery of a new strain of Tourette's syndrome. Known as Leslie Crowther disease (LCD) after the first positively identified case, it is a disabling condition that is thou...

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Funny story: Man Claims Voice in His Head Has Tourette Syndrome

Man Claims Voice in His Head Has Tourette Syndrome

Joe McClusky, a deeply religious man, says he's been battling with the voice in his head for going on ten years now and he's tired of every word coming out of the voice's mouth being the eff word. "From the time I get up in the morning, to the time I...

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Funny story: Fairy Tales For Tourettes sufferers. Goldibolox and the three bears

Fairy Tales For Tourettes sufferers. Goldibolox and the three bears

Once upon a time, a little slut named Goldibolox was walking through the forest. She came upon a small house, and thought, hello, I think I will burgle that place. The little bastard broke a window and crept in. After searching the house and finding nothing, she realised they were working class wankers that must be on the fukin dole. Feeling a bit pekish, she went into the kitchen, there, on the...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson's Ex-Girlfriend Had Two Broken Teeth

Mel Gibson's Ex-Girlfriend Had Two Broken Teeth

Photographs have now appeared in tabloids showing Mel Gibson's ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva with two broken teeth. Mel apparently told reporters that Oksana had had them fixed that way herself, to show that their daughter needs to be in her c...

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Funny story: Tourettes Monthly Gazette you Wa*@kers

Tourettes Monthly Gazette you Wa*@kers

This month, I visited the South London branch of Tourettes for f@ckin justice. I spoke to Adam Merdishit about his imprisonment (twat) "I was only nicked for SHOUTING!!!!! at a police officer...CCCUUU*****NNNTTTT!!! And they had me up in court! "I'm standing in the F@CKIINGGG!! dock and the Judge says have you anything to say....So I says, FU*K ALL YOUR HONOUR! "And he says to my bri...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Had Tourettes Until She Was, Sh*t! 13!

Kristen Stewart Had Tourettes Until She Was, Sh*t! 13!

"I thought someone would dig it out sooner or later", stated Kristen Stewart Friday after her appearance on Oprah Thursday. "So I thought I'd go ahead and tell the story myself before some idiot got half of it right and screwed it all up." After...

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Funny story: Tourette syndrome, a big joke!

Tourette syndrome, a big joke!

Andy is a misunderstood young man suffering from Tourette syndrome, but is he really ill? If you watch Andy from a far you will see him kick, punch and spit his way along the pavement. We caught up with him as he shouted "f**k you," at an old women.

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Funny story: Rep. Joe Wilson's Inner-child Has Tourette Syndrome

Rep. Joe Wilson's Inner-child Has Tourette Syndrome

Washington, D.C.-Like the boy who pointed out that the emperor had no clothes on, Congressman Joe Wilson's inner- child escaped just long enough to shout out the obvious: Barrack Obama was lying. The incident took place during the presidents speec...

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