Mingin' McFlurry

Written by Lexie-Lou144

Tuesday, 6 February 2007

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And you think they're sprinkles...

New research into the ingredients of the "McFlurry" shows that the stuff that's put in there is a lot more smelly than originally thought.

One of the main ingredients is the armpit sweat of pigs, which is then covered by the sweet-tasting rats milk.

Another component in this strange mixture is dental floss, which creates that lovely "brilliant" white colour.

Of course the reason you don't taste any of this is because of the increasingly high amount of flavourings included in the so called "Ice Cream".

Maccy-Dees have denied all the allegations that such things are included in their products. A statement from the company said "We will not comment on this issue, as we do our best to provide good,quality fast foods for our customers"

Perhaps they need to reconsider their "famous" ingredients.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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