Abu Hamza lands Panto Role

Funny story written by Rocky Kray

Monday, 1 October 2012

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He's behind you!

Abu Hamza was unable to be extradited to the U.S. to face terrorist charges when it emerged he had landed a starring role in the coming seasons Pantomime "Peter Pan" at Kings Theatre , Brombton.

The trial Judge was overjoyed to hear that Hamza will indeed turn over a new leaf pleasing a crowd of 10 year olds screaming "He's behind you".

Uncle Hamza as he's being advertised will be a wow with the kids with his authentic hooked hand and blind eye.

Hamza speaking from his dressing room said "Yes I used to do a lot of panto in Afghanistan, we would make a padded suit out of the suicide vests and do Santa as well for the frontline fighters, they would kill themselves laughing as they were laying the minefield, I've always been known for having a good laugh and not taking life too seriously . What's the point in getting yourself all worked up about things!"

"When I landed the role I was overjoyed, it's a part I've always wanted to do, it fits my personality and of course I need very little makeup before each show. I had a little trouble at first with the flying harness but now I have mastered the part of Tinkerbell perfectly."

Tickets go on sale on Tuesday priced from £5-£14.50.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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