UK Cheddar Cheese thiefs get caught with stinky fingers!

Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 19 July 2017

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Cheddar cheeses are becoming UK products worth nicking because of Brexit!

Police were called to a cheese making factory in Somerset after the owner reported thieves had nicked his prize cheddars! He claimed they are worth thousands of Euros in the EU and believes the thieves were non-Brexit fans hoping to flog his cheddar before the EU slam a 35% export tax on UK products!

Police hopped into their pandas and chased the cheddar cheese thieves to Dover. They were stopped before boarding a passing ferry, and although the police could not find the cheeses in the car, they smelt a red herring!

So instead of taking their fingerprints, they smelt their fingers, and that was enough proof to lock them up; but where were the fab Cheddar Cheeses? The thieves remained silent, but after letting police sniffer dogs in the car, a trail was found to a parked up Romanian truck in Dover waiting to get on board a passing ferry!

The doggies went wild and it was obvious the thieves had thrown a red-herring away, and before booking in on the ferry they bunged the prize cheeses on the back of the truck!

The Romanian truck driver, innocent of course, opened up the truck and low and behold, the Somerset cheese maker's prize cheeses were being nibbled by a group of impoverished, hiding, Scottish non-brexiters hoping to escape Theresa's UK!

Luckily, the rest of the prize cheddar was returned to its rightful owner who will now have to pay 35% export tax if he wishes to enter the EU with his UK products!

Maybe it's better to be a bit of a cheesy thief than agree with Brexit!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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