A bungled attempt to lift £3.5 million pounds worth of jewelry from the Ritz Hotel in Paris has been folied by the one and only, Inspector Closeau, and his piss-artist assistant, The Pink Panther!
Thieves smashed open glass cabinets with sledge ha...
Mayfair, London, yesterday: A bunch of moronic thieves attempted to break into a jewelry shop wielding sledge hammers, knives and anything else they could get their hands on.
Then, after arriving on scooters, the latest trend in armed robbery in L...
In California the clocks tick differently and so do their thieves especially after downing a hot, spicy Mexican taco or two before "pooping" off to work!
A burglar who broke into a home in Thousand Oaks, LA, felt his belly rumble as he was loading...
Police were called to a cheese making factory in Somerset after the owner reported thieves had nicked his prize cheddars! He claimed they are worth thousands of Euros in the EU and believes the thieves were non-Brexit fans hoping to flog his cheddar...
Breaking news from an undercover investigator posing as phishing artist who calls himself Yam Yam Fusillado indicates there was a large gathering of scam professionals this week.
According to Mr. Fusillado, the group gathered for a semi-annual me...
Archaeologists can tell you that a person's garbage tells a lot about them. It is often all that's left of a civilization, and they will go to great lengths to put potsherds together to see what they have.
In modern times, our trash can also ti...
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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents
Roseanne Smokes Ambien, Commits Genocide
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Inspector General’s Report Is Out
Trump Takes the U.S. Out of the U.N.
Secret Plot to Have Trump Declare War on Canada Revealed
Trump Gives North Carolina to Kim Jong Un in Return for De-Nuclearization
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Roseanne Claims that Ambien Turned Her Into An Asshole
Trump Pardons Himself for All the Pussies He's Grabbed
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