"This is not the time to play politics Sturgeon!" However hypocrite May calls an election in June!

Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 18 April 2017

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Yes JC, you have certainly a lot to learn in how to be a rhetorical BITCH, ask May, she'll teach you!

Now please correct the almighty author of this political spoof; but are we all residing on the same planet as Mrs May or is she so far up her rear end only rhetorical bullshit comes out?

The British PM has obviously been studying Thatcher's biography hoping she can conquer Maggie's attempt to damage all respect and credibility that women have achieved since suffragettes chained themselves to railings outside Nr 10!

Now let's just scratch the surface of her hypocritical rhetoric and I won't even mention Merkel, or Europeans who she believes are "Untermenschen" anyway:

A) May loves Saudi Arabia and publicly said, "Saudi Arabia is one of Britain's most important trading partners, who needs Europe?" At the very same time the Saudi's were bombing the crap out of innocent Yemen civilians armed with British weapons and May claimed, "Britain wants peace in the Middle East but not before we have sold billions worth of weapons to Saudis, Syrian rebels or anybody else who needs them!"

B) May told the British people during her Brexit speech, that she is fulfilling the will of all British citizens? Please Mrs May, you really are so full of crap it's incredible, why? Because 48% of Brits did not want a Brexit, you included! Should we still trust female politicians?

C) And now the crown in the jewel of May's hypocrisy! She once, not long ago, told the Scottish first minister, Nicola Sturgeon, and I quote; "this is not the time to play politics!"
Well stone the crows that never leave the Tower! She's announced a general election for June 2017!! Now as far as I remember holding an election is playing politics big fucking time!!

Please dear lovers of The spoof, is May about to create the mightiest "Sting" of all time ever since BOJO was announced Foreign Minister or Guy Fawkes feeble attempt to blow up the Houses of Commons?

Or is Mrs May the greatest "spoofer" on the planet and we here on The Spoof have been telling the truth? All answers to 10 Downing Street please, the new epicenter of everything "spoofed"!

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