Car surfing latest rage to hit the UK!

Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 6 June 2017

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Surfers bored to tears waiting for waves and excitement off the coast of the UK have decided to go for a more thrilling way of getting their kicks; car surfing!

Any car will do, even tiny Hyundai's or other mini cars including the famous Fiat 600! Newquay's surfer beaches were empty over the Bank Holiday as surfers were seen surfing on the roofs of their mates cars.

Passers by just ignored the idiots but, the local police were not so amused, as they pulled over a line of surfers hanging on the roofs of cars seemingly enjoying the kick! Some were even seen standing on the roof and every time the car below hit a pothole (common on UK roads), they showed amazing balancing skills. Low bridges could have been a problem; however, lorry drivers refused to allow the maniacs to surf on their roofs.

One surfer stopped for an interview with Jaggedone's fav CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army), beach bum, star-reporter, Curly Bleached-Bonce, and gave him the reason why car roof surfing is so cool, Man!

"Man this roof surfing is the kick, no wetsuit needed, no sand between my toes, and no fear of sharks biting my butt off (in Newquay?), man this is so cool! The only downside is my bleached, blond curls don't get bleached anymore by the salty water, man, but no problem, my chick just buys a bottle of bleach, man!"

The Olympic Committee are considering entering car-roof-surfing for the Tokyo Olympics in 2020 because Tokyo has no beaches, but plenty of mini Japanese cars, man!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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