Southwick, England Prince Harry was knocked out by a 91-year old D-Day veteran yesterday, because Harry neglected to wear a tie.
"Sure, I knocked the bloody bugger out. He needs to learn to respect his elders and how to dress right when he attends a formal affair," spoke the pissed-off veteran.
When informed he could be arrested for high treason for assaulting a royal, the vet announced that they could draw and quarter him for all he cared, but if he saw any other princes or princesses not properly dressed, he would give them the same.
The Royals all avoided the vet for the rest of the event.
