Presidential hopeful Donald Duck - known to his friends as Goofy - has been taking the mickey out of front runner Minnie Cliton.
Teasingly Donald refers to his rival as Clit and claims Minnie has never understood America's favourite poet from the dizzy heights - Walt Whitman.
'Walt always stood up for America' shouted Donald, feathers flying 'everyone knows that Minnie is going to be an also ran in the race. She's only standing because her husband Mickey has been in the tunnels of the White House.'
Donald said he would not duck difficult issues like the war in Syria when he became President. 'I'll tell them to stop fighting and sort things out. These Muslims need a firm hand and a quack across their backsides.'
Latest opinion polls put Donald 'Goofy' Duck and Minnie Clit neck and neck with outsiders Woody Guthrie and Holy Jesus not far behind.