And who among the Sheeple-Gullibles thought the boys in charge had closed up their Potter Goldmine, thrown away the keys and gone home? Those business shrewdies at the black heart of Harry Potter for which Rowling is but the front? Bloomsbury, Scholastic and Warner Bros to name but three. Hands up!
And what exactly did you think literature had ANYTHING to do with the rampant greed for royalties, franchises, Rowling promotion with the help of two PR firms, relentless merchandising and flying the Union Jack abroad?
How many ruthless millionaires do you suppose were made on the back of the Potter globalization? And why do you suppose you have heard nothing untoward about Rowling in all these years? There is more media dirt written about Pope Francis than about J.K Rowling. Indeed more dirt about Saint Francis himself!
See if you can fit in Rowling's recent rants about anti-English sentiments in the Scottish Nationalist Party into the general money-grabbing Anglophile Masonic agenda. Go on... be brave.
No surprises in any of this "exciting announcement" for those who read the Spoof regularly.
Had not the whole sorry saga had been confidently predicted by Auntie Matter in the following article dated April 15th 2015?