Written by LEDHEAD

Saturday, 14 March 2015

image for Iain Duncan Smith strewn in Lobster Thermidor by Unemployed Father of Seven
Not a lobster thermidor but a close facial colour to that of the brawlers.

The Rt Hon Iain Duncan Smith's early evening meal was rudely interrupted by a Capital Radio's phone in winner Sid Eccles yesterday at Hoorays restaurant in WC1.

Mr Eccles, long term unemployed and father of seven kids, was there enjoying a 'no holds' meal for two with his wife Brenda. Sid was enjoying his well won meal for getting the capital of England right and was perusing the wine list when he overheard the MP ordering a bottle of wine costing £280.62

Witnesses say it did take a few minutes for the penny to drop, then with a face red with rage,

Sid Eccles exploded and threw his lobster thermidor accurately at the MP. Apparently, Sid' s temper had been ignited after realising that the bottle of wine Smith had ordered was equivalent to his monthly benefits.

A verbal onslaught then blew off, an uncontrollable war of words with Sid accusing him of wasting tax payers money and how impossible it was to live on £280.62 dole money and Iain Duncan Smith accusing him if being idle andI'm parasitic.

Both gentlemen were finally escorted from Horrays and dumped in the street leaving Brenda and Smith's PA, Kittie passing empathetic smiles at each other.

The argument continued in the street with Smith accusing Eccles of screwing the system and Eccles accusing Smith of the same.

Both Brenda and Kittie went on together to have a nice evening at Toppo' s Night Club

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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