Police have tazered kids, but it's an act of kindness

Funny story written by Ella Davide

Wednesday, 25 February 2015

British Police have multi - tazered University Students, now it appears they have tazered kids, teenagers of 14.

'It's really just to give them a light reprimand, as opposed to being shot dead', says DCI Jonny Tennyson

'We are issued with bullet - proof vests, at tax - payer expense, there has to be some cost - benefit....since we're wearing the vests on the Night Beat, we'd be wasting the protection unless we targeted someone or other'

Asked if the London Met are just a bunch of trigger happy bastards, who are physically incapable of NOT targeting someone, even a kid, DCI TT insisted the following:

Many of our officers have been Tesco Night Stockers, as teens. That Price - Gun memory stays with you....maybe it's a red - mist thing

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