Welsh Nationalist Politicians are sulking and not looking at Sky and BBC News because Alex Salmond is now "Mr. Big Pants", according to the Newspaper, CumruCwyddfyddarcfarchnidd Evening Tribune.
A spokesperson in hiding at Rhyll Eisteddfodd told our reporter, "We are all going to go into a big huff until Alex Salmond is taken off the News. Additionally until further notice no-one in the country will speak Welsh when an English person enters a pub and then revert to English when they go out.
We have been mentioning Devolution and Independence long before Alex Feckin Salmond jumped on the bandwagon you know! We have lots of assets, why there's sheep and water for starters and leeks. All the ingredients for a stew. Plus seaweed that we make bread with. I think there are goats too because I've seen Goats Cheese in a shop. We can't tell you any more until we have stopped taking the Huff, but we will be in touch as soon as that unmentionable person is taken off the air".
