Katy Perry Fears That Boyfriend John Mayer Is Cheating On Her

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 13 February 2014

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Friends of Katy Perry say that she is totally smitten by John Mayer.

BEVERLY HILLS - The "I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It" singer, Katy Perry has told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she is afraid that her boyfriend John Mayer is cheating on her.

Fondue flipped his hair and replied, "Well duh! What did you expect girlfriend? He's not known as John 'The Player' Mayer because he can throw a football or hit a baseball."

Perry's eyes teared up. Fondue then told her that he likes her and he does not like seeing a no good, low-life, alley cat like Mayer treating her like she's some cheap Tucson, Arizona streetwalker.

Fondue told Katy that she should realize full well that after they have broke up and gotten back together a total of half a dozen times that Johnny The Wiener is just not husband material.

The hair stylist to the stars said that Mayer, who has dated such well known celebrities as Ke$ha, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, and Taylor Swift, will never settle for just one crotch cookie.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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