Written by Auntie Jean

Wednesday, 26 February 2014

image for James Bond disqualified for killing without a current licence

James Bond was arrested in Knightsbridge yesterday for killing a North Korean spy without a licence.

Under the totting up system his driving licence was also suspended for three years.

Bond, from MI6 told officers, "I knew the licence to kill had expired last Wednesday but the post office was closed when I got there".

Bond told our reporter, Miss Titia Goldbreasts, "I was showing the spy how my cigarette lighter bomb worked when the fountain pen gun went off accidentally in his face. I phoned "M" but she had been killed in the last film". Miss Goldbreasts replied "Oooh James!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Guns, James Bond, Mi6

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