Woman caught smuggling illegals into UK claims they were her clients!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 25 February 2014

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international gang-banger not smuggler; Suckers!

A UK woman caught red-handed by French police attempting to smuggle illegal immigrants into Britain claimed she was just doing her normal business, offering international gang-bangs!

The Gendarmerie stopped her at Calais and found several illegal immigrants in the back of her camper while she attempted to board a cross channel ferry. When asked why the gentlemen were laying in the back of her vehicle she gave the following answer:

"They are my paying customers and I am only doing my work, I am an international whore and specialise in gang bangs and these guys certainly needed some! So I obliged!"

The men also denied attempting to enter the UK illegally and also gave the following statement:

"We just love it!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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