Cheap Xmas crack deal: Fidel summons Provos' roving ambassador Livingstone

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 3 November 2006

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Ken & Gerry: Xmas crack deal 'could be on the rocks'

Havana, Cuba - (Associated Mess): Ailing Cuban leader Fidel Castro has summoned London Mayor Ken Livingstone to his bedside amid fresh concerns that a major London-bound cheap Xmas cocaine deal brokered last month by the Non-Aligned Crack Barons' Movement meeting in Havana is in danger of faltering after the IRA's Gerry Adams refused a £50 billion Stormont power devolution sweetener from UK Chancellor Gordon Brown earlier this week.

Castro, who has been reported as being 'at death's door' for several months now, is said to be anxious for any partisan squabbling to end so that the Hugo Chavez-brokered deal will be done and dusted well in time for the anal (sic) December festivities.

Livingstone arrived unexpectedly in the Cuban capital late last night and is said to be confident that no surveillance activities by the CIA or MI5 could have penetrated his superbly crafted Climate Change negotiations' cover story.

More news expected later this week.

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