Illuminati want Queen light show until Hallowe'en

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 24 October 2006

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House of Mountbatten purple patch light show

London - (Associated Mess): Plans to lighten up the facade of Buckingham Palace until the end of the month are proving popular with the Bavarian Illuminati's Euro-Septic division, after complaints that many potential Tory-voting financial donors were still being kept in the dark about the Royal Succession.

After months of moaning that only Scientologists and Kabbalists had any dosh to invest in UK political parties following the arrest and police interrogation of the Prime Monster's blind trust portfolio bagman Lord Levy, a Tory stink-tank initiative has agreed to install one million lilac coloured light bulbs outside the front of Buckingham Palace in an effort to highlight the purple patch the Monarch has enjoyed celebrating a very lucrative 80th birthday since April this year.

But environmentalists are protesting that such a massive waste of energy will surely only damage an already over polluted House of Mountbatten as its foundations sink ever deeper into the cash-for-peerages quagmire.

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