Following the recent visit by Prime Minister de Cameron to China it has now been revealed in the Media that UK Agrees a £45m Pig Semen Export Deal With China.
It has been suggested by a Government source in China that they are so worried about the population crash that following tests into the viability of Pig Semen Female guinea pigs are being invited to attend Artificial insemination Factories in a new City being built in the District of GuangDong to be named PIGZOU;
Miss Piggy commented "we done this years ago" as Animal bashed his pigskin in the corner...
Ms Joanne Lumley advised that her favourite pastime was Porking with Gurkha's and is now proud to be the pubic face of that austere body; also it is thought that American Politician Sarah Palin was the first to be porked in the trials when she misunderstood the phrase "To be indoctrinated as an Anti-Semitic" and confirmed that she enjoyed "making bacon" and the sow gestation period was similar to her Political gestation period.
de Cameron stated that ""This new deal to export pig semen will be worth £45m to UK firms and means Britain's best pigs will help sustain the largest pig population in the world (in china)"
The same Chinese Government sauce (sic') said It could be China's answer to the Planet of the Apes when they colonize the Moon in June....
