BROOKLYN - The head of one of New York City's largest crime families, Salvatore Goombalini has sent a message to Alec "The Brat" Baldwin.
Goombalini made it very clear to Mr. Baldwin that the ten Goombalini brothers have had enough of his diva-like antics and they have suggested that he immediately stop carrying on like he is some kind of Hollywood debutante.
Sal stressed in his message that Baldwin has become a total embarrassment to his dear mother as well as to everyone living in New York City.
He pointed out that if he wants to act like a horse's heinie then maybe he needs to consider moving to Wasilla, Alaska, and becoming friends with Sarah "Snowballs" Palin.
Goombalini noted that if Alec The Smart Aleck keeps on acting like a jerk, a couple of his brothers will take him down to the East River on a little fishing trip.
