Blowing Hot & Cold

Funny story written by j.w.

Monday, 2 December 2013

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Maoist Revolution for Cameroon

There's something Blowin in the Wind. Coming from the backside of that srilanking violet David Cameroon: It's a Blow for Freedom - Hot & Cold Chop Suey Maoist Style!

'I'm not just Blowin my nose, blowing my own trumpet. S'not the way I operate' declared Cameroon to an audience below his belt 'I'm standing up for Human Rights on a Dalai basis. I'm no lama duck!'

The Chinese interpreter found difficulty in translating the PM's words. But he got the gist of the announcement: 'Cameroon Blow Hot for Energy Companies & Cold for Human Lights!'

There were cheers among the business men behind Cameroon.

'This man is good for bizness' said Banker Big Fucking Bonus.

'He's man of vision. Telly bloody visual' declared PR supremo Bing Crossbet 'he's a guiding star for all revisionary people.'

A new era of British/Chinese friendship grew from these historic exchanges.

Land of Hope and Gory!

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