Prince Boy George has swallowed his dummy

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Monday, 19 August 2013

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Bwahaha, where's my truss fund hand-out?

London - "Arrgh, right royal rascal alright, what?" Prince William said today in a dramatic new twist to the usual boring crap.

The princelet was speaking to US reporters from some dreary small-time cable network about sleepless nights, filthy diapers and losing most of his wispy hair.

But enough of William's sex life, it's Prince Boy George stuff the TV station wants for an exclusive at the official going rate of two hundred and fifty squid into an offshore hideyhole.

And another 250K into the the babe's truss fund to bankroll things like essential plastic surgery given what the infant's inherited facially from his paternal genome.

"From the waist down he's just like his father, ha ha," Wiliam chuckled at the end of the interview in what reporters took as a direct reference to UK PM David Cameron.

"Pity about all that ginger hair, however - might have to wear a hat until he's old enough for a tint."

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