Dr David Kelly: It's come to this - 'Death Squads' in Great Britain!

Written by SpoofyDoofy

Sunday, 14 July 2013

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Nothing to hide? Nothing to fear? Nobody is safe from the 'Death Squads'!

Harrowdown Hill, The Valley of Death Police Area: Nothing to hide? Nothing to fear? Why seventy years secrecy?

No fingerprints on the knife, blister packs of tablets, opened water bottle, specs, watch and mobile phone found with the body of Dr Kelly... Questions? Questions?

The Paramedics who attended the scene said they'd expected there to be more blood had he killed himself at the place where his body was found, a finding which has never been explained. Questions? Questions?

All public debate on the issue has subsequently been silenced, supposedly out of 'respect' to the Kelly family, who no doubt have been paid off / are too frightened to say anything.

There's the smoking gun evidence of the conspiracy at the highest levels. How did senior Labour people know the identity of the Dr Kelly and appoint Lord Hutton to head up the "inquiry" before anyone had established the identity of the victim?

Asked to do the job just three hours after the Iraq weapons expert was found dead. Instead of letting justice take its course 'someone' sets the course for a white wash. That means 'someone' knew the death was not suicide

Unfortunately anyone who shouts too much might end up "committing suicide"... Questions? Questions?

Could this man's suspicious death be the next big scandal when the truth is revealed?

A decade after Dr Kelly was found dead, bLIAR remains acutely sensitive to the accusation that he has 'blood on his hands' over the death... Questions? Questions?

The whole thing smells fishier than a fleet of old herring trawlers. Stinks of fish. Always did,always will. You can hide the fish, but not the smell!

It is the ones who have something to hide, that are worried the truth will come out whilst they are still alive. From the facts that have come to light, it is looking more likely to be a clumsy state execution than a convenient suicide, it is surprising Hutton was not contacted three days prior to the event!

Sadly a decent man died because he had integrity and moral fiber and revealed the Truth, alas to no avail, we allowed an untrustworthy PM to continue along with all his cronies, hiding behind secrecy laws etc

One hopes that with whistleblowers such as Julian Assange and Edward Snowden, some of the hidden truths of all underhand actions of those in power, might be exposed. We need more of them to show the world how things are really run. Suicide?? Never in a million years! Just do a search on the internet to see just how many "suicides" happened when certain people were making too many waves and those in power were at risk of being discovered. They're all at it and nobody is safe from the 'Death Squads'.

Nothing to hide? Nothing to fear? Nobody is safe from the 'Death Squads'.

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