Thatcher's Final Resting Place To Be At Scarborough!

Funny story written by Tommy Twinkle

Monday, 8 April 2013

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Britain's first female Prime Minister, Baroness Margaret Thatcher has died following a massive stroke early on Monday morning at her London home. It is thought she was not on the Liverpool Care Pathway at the time.

A funeral service is to be held for her some time next week at St Paul's Cathedral although the Dean of St Paul's said today that it will have to take place in the middle of the night because all of their daytime and evening slots are fully booked up for the next month with things like bingo and the very popular line dance classes.

Following the service, which is unlikely to be attended by many of today's world leaders, her coffin will be transported in the back of a van to Scarborough cemetery to be buried next to her best friend, the popular DJ and marathon runner Sir Jimmy Savile who died a few years ago from unknown causes and now lies there for all eternity at an angle of 33 degrees!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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