Anglia Water admits it has nothing to do

Funny story written by Glen Jacobs

Tuesday, 8 January 2013

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Anglia Water bosses today admitted its staff have nothing to do and could end up introducing a hosepipe ban just for the sake of it.

We will also send out some bills which are higher then usual to keep our complaints department busy.

A customer survey recently revealed this as not a very good move for Anglia Water. Staff have already been given a further 6 weeks holiday but say we still find ourselves twiddling our thumbs at work. Another idea bosses have come up with are 3 hour dinner breaks which seems popular amongst staff but this is yet to come into force.

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