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Sunday, 1 July 2012

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A Wisconsin mother is today furious after video of her son was posted on youtube by a Kindergarten teacher clearly showing the teacher ordering him to strip naked, dance and make comments of a sexual nature.

Marjorie Blackthorn, 57, says she was alerted to the video by a friend who happened on the footage by chance.

She told me "You can imagine my horror when I saw the images, this thing is just simply overwhelming for any mother, to see your own child naked, dancing and being ordered to utter filthy "sex talk" is nothing any mother should endure. It was sickening."

Harry Blackthorn, 26, Marjorie's son says he is embarrassed by the film.

"We didn't think my mom would see it, I mean who the hell was looking for it? I have being dating Karen for three years and yes she is a Kindergarten teacher and yes we do sometimes film ourselves having fun. All it is me dancing around to Lady Gaga's poker face and Karen egging me on!" Good lord we are both adults!"

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