The government are having a cut back on the size of car park spaces so that only smart cars will be able to fit in them.
MP Ted Slime states: "With the country in the state it's in we need to save money wherever we can , so we can save on the paint for the parking bays and can impose fines on nearly everyone for parking over the edges of the bays".
A newly appointed car park authority of some 23000 employees on £40k each will run the scheme with a further 240000 parking attendants being paid £25k each administering the tickets.
Due to massive wages particularly the MD on a 97% profit share on top of £6.5m basic salary the scheme is expected to make a billion£ loss in its first quarter.
