London, England. With the greater British community still coming to terms with the erratic behaviour of Prince Henry Wales, another disturbing report has emerged concerning his brother, the Duke of Buckingham, Prince William.
It seems that the heir to the throne of the Commonwealth has been seen attending meetings of the ultra right wing political group Britain for Britons. A Palace spokesperson denied that that was the case and suggested that it may just be an example of misidentification.
However, a senior member of the group, who refused to be identified but looked extremely like Russell Brand, said unequivocally that Prince William definitely attended get togethers of the organisation and even produced a half eaten jam butty that the Prince was seen eating briefly before he received a mysterious text message urging him to leave the meeting.
If the Prince owns up to this revelation, there may be greater calls for him to be banished to a remote south Atlantic island and perhaps the throne handed over to somebody more trustworthy like Gordon Ramsay or Ian Brady.
