Fresh Guidelines on Breakfast Cereals

Written by tjmstroud

Friday, 15 June 2012

The Dietary Information Panel (DIP) has now revised its advice related to breakfast cereals.

Rather than eating any number of large bowls of porridge and any number of smaller bowls of Sugary Puffs or Chocky Pops at any one sitting it now recommends that any number of large bowls of Sugary Puffs and Chocky Pops can be eaten as long as the number of large bowls of porridge is still greater than the number of large bowls of Sugary Puffs and Chocky Pops.

This breakthrough has come through extensive research on white mice which showed that mice fed on up to six large bowls of porridge and then faced with six large bowls of Sugary Puffs and Chocky Pops stopped eating after finishing the porridge and showed no interest at all in the Sugary Puffs and Chocky Pops.

Further research is now being conducted on black mice to ensure there are no ethnic differences in these preferences.

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