Wiccans distance themselves from Rebekah Brooks amid 'witch hunt' jibe

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 15 May 2012

image for Wiccans distance themselves from Rebekah Brooks amid 'witch hunt' jibe
Who ya callin a hag?

London - The World Council of Witchcraft said today a Salem-style witch hunt of the ex-NewsCorpse CEO was damaging their reputation as bona fide hags.

The accusation comes from Charlie Brooks as he and his wife are charged with perversion of justice in the mobile hacking saga.

Flame-haired Rebekah's claims of sacrificial lamb status have been soundly rubbished by London Coven elders despite protestations she'd been 'set up' in a Spanish Inquisition-style scam.

"Her 'bell, book and candle' police interrogation has hexed the poor lamb," a Hellfire Club ritual sacrifice spokesperson said this evening as Tory Party diehards fought back the tears.

The Brooks couple and six 'accomplices' will appear at a Westmonster Magistrates Caught arraignment on June 13 to answer charges in the controversial case.

Last week her flawless Leveson Inquiry performance was widely hailed by professional thugs who think nothing of scapegoating their own flesh and blood to keep up the flow of megabux consultations into their secret offshore bank accounts.

A spokesperson for ex-Prime Monsters Anonymous said today 'WTF?'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more