London - The Tory Party co-treasurer and Prince's Truss 'Enterprise Fellow' has been outed in a prime monsterial arse-pimping scam.
A weekend broadsheet videoed Peter Crud-Arse saying a £250,000 donation would get you intimate side-saddle time with David Cameron on his trusty hack.
Think 'Raisa' the Met whorse and you're off and running.
Tonight the NewsCorpse weekend organ is adamant the tape nails Crud-Arse offering potential Party donors privileged access in return for very thick wads of cash.
At the Cloak N Dagger Bar in Mayfair this evening cocktail mixologist Enrico Cystelli said it sounded like a classic covert messaging set-up - designed for disgraced ex-NewsCorpse editrice Rebekah Brooks to communicate in secret with PM Cameron.
"Da Tories ready to dump-a some big ass," the bar hand whispered, "reckon Judas Iscariot is a woman."