Tory Co-Treasurer Peter Crud-Arse in 30 pieces of silver NewsCorpse plot

Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 24 March 2012

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Quarter of a million quid to go for a ride with David Cameron

London - The Tory Party co-treasurer and Prince's Truss 'Enterprise Fellow' has been outed in a prime monsterial arse-pimping scam.

A weekend broadsheet videoed Peter Crud-Arse saying a £250,000 donation would get you intimate side-saddle time with David Cameron on his trusty hack.

Think 'Raisa' the Met whorse and you're off and running.

Tonight the NewsCorpse weekend organ is adamant the tape nails Crud-Arse offering potential Party donors privileged access in return for very thick wads of cash.

At the Cloak N Dagger Bar in Mayfair this evening cocktail mixologist Enrico Cystelli said it sounded like a classic covert messaging set-up - designed for disgraced ex-NewsCorpse editrice Rebekah Brooks to communicate in secret with PM Cameron.

"Da Tories ready to dump-a some big ass," the bar hand whispered, "reckon Judas Iscariot is a woman."

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