X Rated Texts Shock for Cameron

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Wednesday, 9 May 2012


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Rebekah & David

Texts between David Cameron and Rebekah Brooks establish their love for each other.

With many X's their love life blossomed with texts at a rate of 12 a day. It is not thought that the Xs represented sexual congress. But they did show more than a friendly arm around the shoulders.

These are just some of the leaks from evidence to the Leveson inquiry which have left Cameron with a strained appearance.

All the time people were suggesting Cameron had been holding Clegg's hand he really only had eyes for Rebekah's hair.

The Queen's Speech has made it clear, however, that even if Rebekah has lost out in the battle for David's heart she could still become a Lady.

It is thought in circles close to the Prime Minister that Rebekah Brooks will become Lady Rebekah of Walton on Thames to reflect the true reason for her Peerage.

Below we publish texts that have come into our hands from an anonymous sauce: "Darling - Keep your Prick Up Bekky XX"
"Sweetheart - Up Yours as well. Camcraft XXX2

Cameron's opinion poll rating has rocketed due to these revelations.

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