Newbury - Dastardly non-dom terrist Abu Qatada may not be quite so Jordanian as most people think according to latest DNA findings.
Apparently he is the rogue spawn of the Queen's sordid shaggings with Shaikh Rashid RIP, late Ruler of Dubai.
The news saw Home Secretary Teresa May hotfoot it to Newbury racecourse yesterday where she was seen schmoozing Queen Elizabeth in the unsaddling enclosure.
A number of police whorses - spookily similar to the ex-Met whorse Raisa famous for taking Rebekah Brooks and David Cameron for a ride - were in attendance.
Observers say the two women were papped communicating in secret Palace sign language, their conversation littered with references to the Austrian village of Fucking where Baby Abu Qatada was notoriously spawned.
Abu Qatada 'may' be planning a 'spectacular' where he will release pix of his formative years with his Ma and Pa at Balmoral Castle.
"That's the last thing Mrs May would want," a QM-NewsCorpse source admitted.
"Still, should make for a lively time in the tabloids, eh?"
