Written by queen mudder

Monday, 19 March 2012

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Harry Pothead and the CCTV Footage Disaster - coming soon to your screens

London - A July 2009 slap on the wrists for Harry Potter actor Jamie Waylett was all that Westminster Magistrates Court imposed following the discovery of 20 marijuana plants growing at his mother's Kilburn home.

Today Wood Green Crown Court heard how Waylett had been caught on CCTV swigging stolen champagne from a ransacked Chalk Farm Insanesburys as he clutched a home-made petrol bomb during last summer's City-wide riots.

Waylett, who played Hogwarts bully Vincent Crabbe, was filmed with his mates outside The Roundhouse on August 8th as violence flared up close to the location of a proposed Amy Winehouse tribute.

His list of 'previous' includes various official police cautions 'for stuff' (unspecified), blamed by some on the ravages that hormones wreak on unsuspecting young males whose THC/testosterone mix interferes with natural enjoyment of recreational pursuits. (WTF? - 'Ed').

The trail continues.

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