Brit big boobed hairdresser uses fertilizer to make them grow naturally!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Friday, 10 February 2012

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Brit hairdresser, Rachel A. (name changed for legal reasons) has natural boobs size 30L and they're whoppers! With no silicone in sight (or implanted), the whoppers keep growing and growing and her boyfriend enjoys "supporting" them.

Rachel loves her huge boobs and when asked by a certain UK tabloid paper to expose them, she gladly did, although the photographer had to use a very wide lens to capture them.

The reporter who enjoyed the show too (dirty old man) asked Rachel what her secret was and why her boobs keep growing, here her answer:

"Well, I'm not blonde so I would never use implants, but watching Alan Tidmarsh fertilizing his plants on the telly gave me a brainwave so I bought some natural fertilizer down at the local garden centre and every night I dip them in it for about half and hour and my boyfriend helps by massaging the stuff into my boobs (lucky chap)!"

Since telling her story to The S+n, UK women (and others), who have had dangerous silicone implants removed have been invading garden centres and now gardeners are complaining that there's hardly any fertilizer left!

Hubbies hoping to "support" their wives rapidly growing boobs have ditched their garden gloves for more tender pairs of latex-rubber gloves; KINKY!

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