Over-loaded, footy fav pin-up girl (amongst other activities), Imogen T. (name altered for legal reasons, but you know who I mean) has been frightened "stiff" (now that takes some doing!). It seems that Imogen has a silicone slip-up job and that can be very nasty.
Jaggedone's, Cockroach Daily Scum, interviewed Imogen and here are the reasons why she loves a "stiff", but doesn't like being frightened "stiff":
"Well Boyo, it's like this, my acquaintances, mainly hunky sports men enjoy doggy, so do I, the footy boyo's are not too rough from behind, they can bend it in, but those damn Welsh rugby players, not the gay ones, they grab em as if they were loose balls in a scrum and don't let go, ya-know, like. At one woof, woof session with a hunky Welsh cauliflowered ear scrum-half (not called Gareth), he grabbed them so hard I swear I could feel them slip and bounce, the silicone that is, apart from that I didn't feel a thing, big ears, small willy, boyo!"
Imogen has the French PIP implants that are causing all the worry and could be out of action for quite a while. Footy WAGS can now breath a sigh of relief and the boyo's will just have to become "handy men" for a while!
