World leaders scuffle in Davos

Funny story written by radiogagger

Monday, 30 January 2012

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The new improved Daleks came with a countdown clock

Drama overshadowed the end of the talks between world leaders last night when a fight broke out between leader of the Daleks Mr Derek Davros and French Prime Minister Nicolas Teacozy.

World leaders had met in Davos for the four day summit aiming to eliminate world debt and solve the eurozone crisis.

On the final day, a security breach saw the Daleks invade the debating hall and take David Cameron and Angela Merkel prisoner.

Cameron tried to bluff his way out of it by telling the Daleks he's from Oxbridge and he could get them a 'job in the city', while Merkel just gave them her normal stare which saw them retreat. Mr Teacozy returned from a toilet break and thinking it was part of a 'Punked' set-up with Ashton Kutcher jumped the Dalek leader Mr Davros, who apparently was upset he had not been invited along with other leaders.

Shortly afterwards, Dr Who himself turned up with his sonic screwdriver and short circuited the Daleks, and Mr Sarcozy asked him "Are you Kutcher?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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