"I just keep forgetting that I don't have a todger any more," said a despondent Doctor, "and, to be frank, I rather miss my old trouser snake." The new Doctor opened up to our Entertainment Editor, Paxton Quigley, in an exclusive interview. "It...
A prominent Dalek today revealed that, contrary to popular belief, the daleks never really harboured a passion for instant mashed potato. "It's all a myth mate," red dalek Timothy explained. "There was an ad on the telly years ago for instant mash...
Drama overshadowed the end of the talks between world leaders last night when a fight broke out between leader of the Daleks Mr Derek Davros and French Prime Minister Nicolas Teacozy. World leaders had met in Davos for the four day summit aiming t...
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