Written by radiogagger

Thursday, 12 January 2012

image for Kate Middleton to become a Scouser for new reality show
Kate doing her best to upstage Pippa

The Duchess of Cambridge is to become a volunteer helper at her local scouse group as part of a new package of royal patronages.

Kate will wear the Scouse Association's distinctive red luis suarez t-shirt, scarf and famous 1980s permed wig as she lends a hand at meetings close to the rented house she will share with Prince William in Toxteth.

She will also be required to take the Scouse Promise - vowing to 'do my best to do that now do they' and to 'calm down calm down'.

She will be required to learn the lyrics to the famous scouse song 'Sign on sign on - and you'll never work again you'll never work again - again'

The programme will be filmed in the summer.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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