Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

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Stowaway theory amid a Roswell-style alien autopsy

Norfolk - A Roswell-style security blackout is in force following the grim discovery under some 'Bushes' on the Norfolk estate.

Police cordoned off a section of woodland at Anmer amid reports an 'alien stowaway' had been dumped from a low-flying circular craft on New Year's Day.

The area is notorious for that sort of traffic now that Prince Andrew no longer flies at UK taxpayer expense in his search for extraterrestrial intelligence.

Reports that a Boxing Day pheasant shoot on the royal acres had accidentally downed the craft itself were rubbished by Palace staff who have denied some obsolete MoD ground to air surface missiles had been used in the incident.

Last year a chunk of alien 'blue ice' was dumped on a Windsor Castle conservatory, obliterating a number of exotic plant species.

Ray Santilli is 69.

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