Man Backs Down in Internet Argument

Funny story written by André Compôte-Spoonville

Sunday, 6 November 2011

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'Some witnesses later complained of vision impairment'

It was reported today that a man was seen 'backing down' in an 'internet argument'. He has since been arrested for performing the said 'act' in an open forum, often visited by children.

The incident took place between the hours of midnight and 2am on the comments sections of a Youtube video discussing intelligent design. Witnesses report that an argument had raged on for some time until one man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, responded with "maybe you're right, I had never thought about it that way before."

Shocked onlookers have since come forward to describe what happened next in what some people are already beginning to call "The Big One". Through obvious signs of distress and anger one woman described her horror at the scenes that followed as the two men, in her words, 'agreed to disagree.'

It is thought that at least one child was in the room when they swapped twitter details. The parents have been informed.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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