Scottish Football League Sponsors Pull Out Amidst "Hopeless" Claims

Funny story written by grimbo

Tuesday, 31 May 2011

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The SFL has been thrown into turmoil after their 2 main sponsors refused to renew their sponsorship.

Willie's Bargain Basement Supplies of Coatbridge and Pennystretchers of Forfar took the decision in the wake of fresh allegations by an SFL executive board member that the league "didn't have a skooby about anything".

The unnamed SFL executive has been drip feeding allegations to the Scottish media, one of which was that the reason why the SFL Division One was the only senior league in Europe that had just one club promoted was because the executive had "miscounted".

Another serious allegation to issue from the SFL mole was that the decision to dock Dundee FC 25 points when they went into administration last season was based on a finger count taken from the 3 senior executive board members Jim Ballantyne, David Longmuir and 'One Handed' Peter Whyte.

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