Ryan Giggs Hits Back In Super Injunction Row

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Tuesday, 24 May 2011

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Man Utd midfielder Ryan Giggs has hit back in the Super Injunction Row by revealing that it was Lib Dem MP John Hemming who named him in the House of Commons as the Premiership player who had taken out an injunction against the media revealing details of his private life.

Although the whole world already knew that it was the Birmmingham Yardley MP who had outed Giggs after every TV and newspaper reported the incident on Monday, this is the first time that the Welsh international publicly acknowledged the fact.

A clearly furious Giggs also stated that, when Hemming was at college, he was beaten into fourth place in the election for the Oxford University Students Union Secretary by the pet dog belonging to the Master of St Catherine's College.

The former Welsh international also revealed that Hemming is not only the Group Chair of the Liberal Democrats on Birmingham City Council but is also a director of JHC plc, a company that provides software for the securities industry.

As his campaign of revenge mounts, Giggs has promised to reveal his nemesis' age and national insurance number in the coming days.

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