Today's gossip columns are buzzing with the news that apparently, a disparate group of high profile British media personalities have arranged a meeting.
Although nobody has the faintest clue what will be on the agenda.
Footballers, Giggs and Gerrard, along with boxer, Khan, actor, Threlfall and dungeonmeister Mosley are said to have been in contact, and have apparently arranged to meet "in order to discuss certain concerns."
Although they wouldn't reveal what the concerns are, and neither will anybody else.
In a bid to get to the bottom of this subterfuge, Skoob News sent a reporter to talk to Bolton based escort girl, Helen Wood, Big Brother Z-Lister Imogen Thomas, and actress/author Pauline McGlynn out of Father Ted.
But they had no idea what was going on either.
Curiouser and curiouser...
More as we get it.
